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About the Friendly Indian Pop Artist

as you can imagine, i come from india wich is a continent next to asia. i am a true fan of western pop music and spent many thousands of rebirths and some couple of hours playing guitar in my bathroom trying to reveal the mystery of rock and pop vibes.

finally i have discovered the essence of boogy, the deep vibrations of groove! the results of my sciences are published on this website. basically, western pop music is based upon only two guitar chords - wich ones in particular i won´t tell you. but these tracks will prove me right! enjoy the beauty of western pop music!

with this page i hope to become famous enough to buy myself a guitar with 6 strings for further experimentations.



P.A.Q.

With this tiny list of 'perpetually asked questions' I hope to avoid rumors and stop confusion concerning the FIPA project.

Are you really indian?
Nope. Why do you think so?

Isn´t this whole project a PR thing?
No. Aren´t you just a fake human who was invented as an advertising stunt to make me buy something - but got out of control and came to live? And now you are rioting amongst internet users with cables on your head and poisonous vapour steaming out of your flashing eyes until some super hero stops you?

Are you really an artist?
Yes! How could you think I´m not?

Why are there only preview MP3s?
I am afraid of the authorities and do not want to go to jail because of copyright laws. As soon as this problem is solved, I will publish all the full versions and even more stuff.

Are you rich now?
Rich is the one who has more than he needs or needs less than he has. I´m rich, yes.

Do you hate western pop music?
Not at all! You should read my about page!

Are you a man?
This time I am. Are YOU a man?

Are you going to play international/big shows?
Why not? Write me if you are manager of an international/big show

Is it expensive to hire you for a show?
Yes! But wait, what exactly is expensive in your eyes?

Do you give interviews?
Yes. But I do not promise that the person who´s talking really is the friendly indian. I can´t even promise that he´ll be friendly.

Why?
Why what?

Why don´t you show your real identity?
Because it´s more fun like that. Don´t you like fun? Eh? Ok, you see, internet is all about creating one´s own identity. And this is one of my identities. Besides - it´s all an illusion, does it really matter who I 'really' am?

But...
DEAL WITH IT!

Sorry
You´re welcome!

Do you want to cover more songs?
Yes! But since I am not living alone in my house, I cannot record all day long. Especially when the others have visitors, they don´t want me to sing. Also at night. Also when they´re ill. Also when they´re watching TV. Also when they´re eating. Also when they´re listening to pop music...

When is this PAQ list going to end?
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