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Good News Everyone!What has happened since we last met?five days later 2009 I have cleansed and improved these pages a little, many dead links should work now. For example the song suggestion was a dead link for years, sorry! Now itīs a reborn link! Please keep on spreading and suggesting! 20th of march 2009 I am going to publish all songs in full versions soon. I came to the conclusion that copyright is not affected since the songs are a hell of lot better then the originals. Also, after years of starvation I will add adds here. The money will go to indian people. Especially funny artists. 20th of november this year Sorry, I couldnīt write for a couple of months. I got lost in a time warp when meditating on "smoke on the water" - it took me a while to find my way back to normality. Still I feel changed since then though I canīt say exactly how. I feel much more funky but I know this canīt be true because Deep Purple were not funky at all. I should drink myself some original defunkination - tea from my uncle Puthnaham-Ram. Also I have new tracks. 26th of april this year Today I have recorded a very difficult song: Iīve been looking for freedom (by David Hasselhoff). Why was it so difficult? Because it needs only ONE guitar chord to be played! I placed the second chord every now and then where it seemed to be appropriate... Also I have added an original south indian Okulele to this track. Hope you can find out where it is! 23th of april this year I have contacted a label. The man on the phone was very kind. I hope they can help me to extend my sciences. I cannot tell you more at this moment :) Song Suggestions Many of you have sent me song suggestions (thanks a lot!) and might wonder when the songs will be online. Be sure that I am working on it. As my grandma uses to say: good stuff takes time. For now, a big thank you to: Simone: Aqua - Barbie Girl, Rolling Stones - Satisfaction, Bonnie Taylor/Meat Loaf - Total Eclipse of the heart, Michael Jackson - You are not alone, Robbie Williams - Feel, Phil Collins - Another day in Paradise, Mariah Carey - Against all Odds, Bob Sinclar - Love Generation, Usa for Africa - We are the world Mentz: slayer - angel of death Arnd and Katja: Van Halen - Jump Reiner: 50Cent - Candy Shop, Bonnie Tyler - Hero, Schnappi - Schnappi, Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit, Rammstein - Amerika Lars: The Doors - The End Stefan: Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight Hendrik and Janet: Texas Lighting No No Never ... and many more 17th of april this year - Happy Easter!!!
Easter actually is an old hindu party wich was invented in the year 42923928351362 according to my home villageīs calculation of times.
The initiator of this ancient custom remains lost in the fogs of the past. But hey, easter was ment to be a happy time! My people eat
lots of painted eggs and as we happily recognized, the europeans soon imitated this fashion (as theyīve imitated a lot of funny fashions).
I myself spent this weekend searching for eggs. I wanted to hide them from my family, but I couldnīt find them. So I couldnīt hide them. Since I havenīt found them by now, I hope the easterbird has taken and hidden them so they can be found by someone else instead of rotting behind my sofa or so... 9th of april this year Banner free fun for everyone! Aaaah, doesnīt it feel great? 8th of april this year My mom gave me a 12$ credit the other day. Maybe I will be able to buy me a used 6string guitar in autumn or winter next century! How short is a hundred years, compared to a thousand lives! 7th of april this year My grandma told me not to sing. she not only disapproves my english songs but my voice in general. For almost a second I thought about quitting... In India my grandma is well known for her professional ears. But now I know it is my divine duty to improve my singing skills beyond human and make her ears look like an idiot. 6th of april this year Someone wrote me, she (or he) would like to marry me. I definetly am confused. 5th of april this year The nice feedback you all give me lets my face shine with entrancement. This happiness, though, is only an illusion. In fact my spirit is totally balanced. 4th of april this year My guitar broke. This was not my fault, actually I think noone is to blame. Maybe the guitar manufacturer who did not label it with a warning not to play heavy metal songs on it. While fiercely trying to force a Slipknot song into two guitar chords, I fell on it. Too exhausted to carry on... 3rd of april this year Today the microphone cable entwined my neck. I was concentrating on composing a song of my own while the string attacked me like a snake. At the very same moment the sun turned red and I saw an eagle flying across the sky with some gophers caught in his paws. Is this a bad omen? I should turn my attention back to the greatest songs of western pop music. Mostly I wonder if the bird really had paws or rather claws. |
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